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Typical day at the office.
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You can charge a phone battery by playing music at it | The Verge -
"Now, at the Queen Mary University of London, a group of scientists has created a prototype panel capable of charging a cellphone off environmental vibrations like music or dinner conversation."
Stream of Ditto Matches -
"To get a sense of how the system works in real-time, you can view a live stream of images sourced from the web being scanned for brands on Ditto’s website. As images fly across the screen, the algorithm singles out any brand logos and human faces. The images are paired with information like the user’s handle and click through to their personal accounts…."
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Cool #glutenfree tag, hopefully you successfully attract other like-minded people with gluten allergies who actively choose not to consume things they are allergic to and you can sit around and discuss a wide variety of life challenges like crossing roads when there’s no traffic or shitting when you’re above a toilet. Pffft, it’s gluten, not fucking heroin - like it’s some kind of badge of honour to not consume something you’re not supposed to consume. That is, of course, assuming there’s such a thing as a gluten allergy (there isn’t). It’s like other pretend illnesses like asthma, there’s nothing really wrong with you - not like cancer or emphysema - you just have loser lungs - it’s more of a character flaw than an actual illness. Lactose intolerance? Concentrate harder and digest that shit like a proper human being you incomplete fucking coward!
Just thinking about clean eating, fuck, I just… I can’t even…. the main problem with #cleaneating is fuck off and die. It’s the official diet for those 3 to 6 out of 10 girls who forgot to develop a compensative personality. The kind of girl that always “had a bit too much to drink last night #fml” but instead of tales of throwing up on a bouncer or smoking meth in an attic or whatever they’ll have slinked off early to have sex with their sober overweight ex, spending the next day in bed bitching on Facebook to their friends who don’t exist to bring them food while watching Honey Boo Boo or whatever STD-mascot-to-be people watch on TV these days while reposting pictures of macarons and Ryan Gosling oriented #fitspo content on Instagram for no reason. At the same time clean eating is also a proxy for self obsession; unwarranted ego boosting, you know: “behold my quinoa, bow before my activated almonds, oh look, my incidental breasts, will you please validate the lie that is my social media existence and/or date/fuck me?”
Oh and finally, guys who are into #cleaneating? Kinda like:
"Is that a vagina or a dong?"
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